Bottle Opener - Artifact of Opening

Behold, brave adventurer! You've stumbled upon the legendary Artifact of Opening, a mystical tool of great power and even greater thirst-quenching potential. This enchanted device, forged in the fires of Mount Brewmore and blessed by Ninkasi, the ancient Sumerian goddess of beer, is no ordinary bottle opener.

Legend has it that the Artifact of Opening was created by a party of adventurers tired of failing their Strength checks when trying to open bottles after a long day of dungeon crawling. Now, it's your turn to wield its power!

With a critical hit rate of 100% against bottle caps, this magical opener grants you advantage on all refreshment-related rolls. Its enchanted edge can defeat even the most stubborn of seals, be they on potions of healing (aka beer) or elixirs of wit (aka wine).

Features:

• +9 to Bottle Opening skill checks
• Grants proficiency in Bar Banter
• Immune to rust monsters and dishwasher damage
• Can be used as an improvised weapon in barroom brawls (1d4 bludgeoning damage)
• Automatically identifies any beverage as "delicious" or "probably cursed"

Perfect for:

• Dungeon Masters needing liquid inspiration
• Paladins sworn to the oath of good times
• Bards looking to enhance their tavern performances
• Any adventurer who believes hydration is key to surviving a campaign

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility... to keep the drinks flowing for your entire party!

Warning: The Artifact of Opening may attract mimics disguised as coolers. Use with caution and always check for teeth before reaching for another drink.

Add this legendary item to your inventory today, and may your cups always be full and your stories ever embellished!